Finance Malta invites finance people to network with “Mrs Michelle Muscat”

Published: December 2, 2014 at 10:49pm

Finance Malta

This invitation has been sent to financiers, bankers, investment advisers and others on Finance Malta’s list of finance professionals.

The distinguished guests with whom Finance Malta is inviting them to network until now include Mrs Michelle Muscat, Edward Zammit Lewis and Jose Herrera.

The prime minister’s wife, a constitutional nobody, takes precedence over a minister of state in the Finance Malta hierarchy. Why is she even invited in the first place?




29 Comments Comment

  1. La Redoute says:

    Why would anyone pay to meet her?

  2. C Falzon says:

    Apart from being a nobody, what the ‘hack’ does Mrs Muscat know about finances? This is the same person who says it is not economical to cook her own food because it is cheaper to buy Big Macs than a gas cylinder.

  3. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Ghax wertit, Daphne.

    How did she put it…the treatment we get.

  4. Dorian says:

    Maybe she is the Madam of this brothel.

  5. Jonathan says:

    There is a typo in RSVP. You must RSPV to the invitation.

  6. Alexander Ball says:

    You could hardly expect Edward Zammit Lewis to give a soapy tit wank.

  7. The Sting says:

    Tghid ma narawiex b’xi degree dalwaqt biex ikollha alibi ghal ‘cameo appearances’ fejn m’ghandix x’taqsam?

  8. Rosie says:

    Why is she even invited in the first place? Good question , she is very good at making money out of nothing.

    • La Redoute says:

      Because sycophants see her as a conduit to her husband who can’t be fagged with pressing the flesh himself unless here’s something in it for him.

  9. Ghoxrin Punt says:

    Ajma jahasra, and exactly why would anyone in the financial services want to network with a prime minister’s wife, with the minister of tourism and the parliamentary secretary for local councils! Interesting how the Finance Minister is not included.

  10. M R Ellul says:

    Maybe because she’s the First Lady? Lol

  11. Watcher of lies and zombies says:

    Why is she invited in the first place? Obvious. This is Azerbaijan, or so she thinks.

  12. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Who the hell says “societal”?

    • albona says:

      Typical of Maltese governent public servants trying to sound more intelligent than they actually are. Gibberish.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Annual networking in the financial sector juxtaposed against the wider backdrop of societal change in the Euromediterranean context: Challenges and perspectives

      Damn I’m good.

  13. Peritocracy says:

    “X, Y, Z & other distinguished guests will be attending. Will you?”

    Sounds so desperate.

  14. Freedom5 says:

    RSPV is correct . It’s a Special Purpose Vehicle.

  15. Lizz says:

    Kim Kardashian’s recent photo shoot broke the internet.
    Michelle Muscat’s hubby will break the country’s finances.

    That’s why they invited her as a ‘distinguished’ guest.

  16. Toni borg says:

    Finance Malta’s chairman has been given a Taghna Lkoll promotion at Bank of Valletta.

  17. La Redoute says:

    “Prime Minister’s wife” is not an official, public position. Are you saying Michelle Muscat is selling herself as her husband’s ears?

    They’re even cheapeer than I’d thought. No wonder she’s the talk of Burmarrad.

  18. michael seychell says:

    Imagine if a true financial wizard meets Michelle how surprised he will be realizing that she knows zilch on finances, except spending our money trotting around the globe.

  19. Noel Cini says:

    Edward Zammit Lewis will not come anyway. He always finds an excuse not to show up on events without possible voters.

  20. Joan Rivers says:

    Mrs. Muscat reads too much about royalty in Hello magazine, although recently she has met some royalty face to face on some of the 300k euro trips, or amongst some luscious greenery above the port. Only Hello and other tabloids never even bothered to photograph her Fakeness with her balloon.

  21. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Anyone else noticed the “RSPV”?

  22. gaetano pace says:

    Mistiedna? U ejja come on. Biex tghaddilna kelma ma’ Joe. U peress li saqet bosta prams u pushchairs, biex taghtina push meta jkollna bzonn. Din Malta LLum ta’ Michelle mhux ta’ Balzan.

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