The government’s Law Commissioner: how very sad (and embarrassing for Malta)

A gold star to the lady who thinks that the Law Commissioner is “gorges”. As for the one who thinks he’s “Mr Grey in action”, she must have led a life more sheltered than most.

Instinct tells me that the Law Commissioner is not one to tie women up and beat them, but that he is more inclined towards being tied up and beaten himself, and not necessarily by ladies, either – though an older woman built like a tug-boat might do.

Malta’s Law Commissioner, presenting himself on public view to the world like this – he’s not just a backswoodman; he must have a couple of screws loose.