Mario Camilleri says he always does “everything above board”

Oh, right. That would be why he went behind his fellow shareholders’ backs and tried to screw them over too. That’s why he got involved in a cosy deal with the prime minister using Gmail.

And that’s why he got one of the creepiest Labour MPs – Joe Sammut – to fix a meeting for him with the party leader.

His main concern now is keeping his head up with the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, lest they strip him of the rank of Knight of Magistral Grace (chance would be a fine thing – he should resign of his own volition) and saving face with his friends and acquaintances.

This is in the print edition of Times of Malta: