PM’s aide would like some fun. Anybody care to oblige?

Is this what we’re paying him for, I wonder. I imagine he’s bored being a person of trust and would now like to be seen as a person of thrust.

Whoever is brave enough – you know what they say about power being an aphrodisiac – had best take care not to be flattened by a sozzled whale with bits of sushi stuck to his teeth.