But Joseph says they admire us because of our fantastic gender identity bill

State-owned buildings in New York City will turn off non-essential lights so that birds travelling up the Atlantic Flyway will not become disorientated and crash.

Meanwhile, back in Malta, migrating birds are shot and those who control state-owned buildings support the shooting and vote Yes in a referendum.

Ah, but in New York City they are not as advanced and civilised as we are and they admire us because we have a fabulous gender identity bill and they don’t.

In Malta, migrating birds are still being shot but men can go to a notary and sign a deed declaring themselves to be a woman. Talk about putting the cart before the horse.