The Mayor of Hal Qormi (B Cool B Labour)

You know what, I’m beginning to think they’re all mad. There’s no other explanation.

And before you ask: no, Rosianne Cutajar – the mayor of Hal Qormi, who used the name Nuxellina when she offered herself on a Catania escort website some years ago – is not gay. Nor is her friend Sandy Mallia, whose (ex) boyfriend published on the internet the naked photographs she sent him.

They’re just doing that ‘pretend-lezzie’ thing that some women do when they’ve run out of ways to get men’s attention and lack the attributes to get it differently and in a smarter way.