Hear that? It’s the thump of dinosaur feet.

Speaking at the illegal Montekristo Estate, with its illegal zoo, run by Baruni Habib tal-Hbieb Charles Polidano Ic-Caqnu (but now he’s not one of Sant’s barunijiet anymore), former prime minister and current Labour member of the European Parliament, Alfred Sant, told Europe how to modernise its structures to reform its social model.

Who keeps putting batteries in this man when they run out?