They’re competing for the title of Stella Maris
Published:
June 5, 2015 at 6:43pm
The head of state announces that she is going to ‘cruise for solidarity’ accompanied by a flotilla of consciousness-raising people in their boats.
So the Spouse of the Prime Minister announces that she is going to swim the Gozo Channel to raise money for her Marigold Foundation.
Next up: the Prime Minister announces that he is going to float to Filfla using his most notorious special envoy as a buoyancy aid. Then, if they are washed up elsewhere, he can eat him.