Things are getting complicated, so here’s an organogram

A reader, Asclepius, has sent in an organogram of the latest scandal-web.

The poor man said that he had to update it repeatedly with every post.

This is the final version, he said.

Wait until I introduce Evarist Bartolo into the equation, Asclepius – but don’t worry, you won’t have to take the whole thing apart. You’ll just have to put him there on the right and put a direct line to Vicky Scerri/Alina Scerri/ETC.