Edward Zammit Lewis and Maria Micallef plan a happy ending

Ray Calleja in his social media hook-up promo for his XXXXXXXXXXXXXL dick

An ex army friend (not the Maltese army) sent me the link to this story about an in-flight massage service on Air Malta, with the caustic remark: “Daphne, this is probably the only way Zammit Lewis and Ms Micallef are going to achieve a happy ending for Air Malta”.

After I’d finished howling with laughter, my response was that they’ll probably break even by next year if they go one step further and start a Mile High Club (ghax issa we’re liberal).

They can put CHOGM staff member (OOOPS) Ray Calleja and his XXXXXXL tool behind the Club Class curtain – after all, he’s now working with the Air Malta chairman’s boyfriend at CHOGM, so they could make things cosier still – and give Economy Minister Chris Cardona the lavatory at the rear of the plane.

That will leave the lavatory near the cockpit freely available for rental at 500 euros a toss (THERE I GO AGAIN) to the shagaholic swingers of the Taghna Lkoll set.

They can also lease the cock (OH NO) pits to Hugo Chetcuti who will turn them into the world’s first private-dance cubicles featuring Lucia Lory Secan and her stripper friends in porn versions of a pilot’s uniform. Some men will pay a lot for that. It might even save Air Malta.

That advice is free, in the spirit of support for the national airline.