M’hemmx aghar minn ragel antipatiku u tad-daqqiet ta’ harta

Kemm hu bniedem skifuz u antipatiku, Madonna. Despite everything, I really feel sorry for his wife. Living with a sneeringly sarcastic dejjem bir-risposta lesta man like that is hell, and no number of handbags or making the most of it is compensation. I wonder how long it’s going to be before she finally flips.

You have to wonder how these male bitches weren’t sorted out in the nursery at home (oh, I forgot – he’s an only child) or the school playground, that they ended up bitching their way into middle age.

How very unmasculine – and totally, but totally, unsexy.