Some naughty pictures of the Labour mayor’s bottom

Sorry to disappoint you, but it isn’t the mayor of Hal Qormi. It’s the mayor of Zurrieq.

Natius Farrugia, owner of Natius Ola waxing salon in that village (you can see he is nicely waxed all over, including his nether regions) was down in the far corner of Gnejna Bay today, where the naughty people hang out.

So was a member of my international worldwide network of spies (thank you).

The mayor was with a bare-breasted woman whose pants were tucked up between her bottom cheeks. But he was, of course, totally oblivious to that, though he was fascinated by her oddly-shaped companion in his tiny red budgie-smuggler and at one point even appeared to be picking the other man’s nose.