The Justice Minister and his home-wrecker girlfriend are so cool and hip

Published: August 2, 2015 at 10:34pm

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There they are right now, at a performance of Faith, Hope and Charity at Fort St Elmo with Mario Philip Azzopardi, fossilised artistic director of Valletta 2018 and brother-in-law of Identity Malta chief Joe ‘Multiple Adulterous Affairs’ Vella Bonnici.

Altogether now: we are so, so cool.

Never have the staid Nationalists looked so attractive. Please come back. Almost all is forgiven.

Mur ara l-Carmelo Mifsud Bonnici b’xi home-wrecker mistress jew Tonio Fenech b’xi personal assistant taghtih l-love-bites quddiem kullhadd f’Level 22.What a bunch of sleazy creeps. And that Azzopardi is not much better, sticking up for his perverted buddy John Suda – who was supposed to be in the play tonight – and banging on with his racist, bigoted views.