Sex: I can’t believe there is anything left to discuss in 2015

Shades of Emy Bezzina and that Xandir Malta show he hosted in the 1980s – what on earth was it called?

And with Ray Calleja, of all people – a man in his 50s who finds himself reduced to advertising his private parts on a hook-up site so as to get some action (with other men).

What on earth would he know about ‘sex’?

Malta can be so astonishingly primitive: gay men = sex.

Oh, and here’s some unsolicited (ooops) advice to Ray himself: is it absolutely essential to turn yourself into a cartoon caricature of the physical stereotype you are, presumably, campaigning against?

Or do you just love the stereotype?