Prime minister tweets about salami

Is he planning to go to war on salami and Parma ham, or what? As far as I’m concerned, he can wage as much war as he likes on luncheon meat and corned beef, but then he’d probably lose half his voter base.

He shouldn’t bother. If the diesel fumes haven’t killed us first, it’s unlikely the salami ever will.

In any case, hasn’t the prime minister got more pressing matters to attend to? He’s got a health minister (Konrad Mizzi) and a health secretary (Chris Fearne) to tweet about the carcinogenic properties of processed meat, but one is busy drinking with Lindsay Gambin and the other is tangled up with his mummy.