What did I tell you? The Sandro Chetcuti mentality.

Paul Bailey buys a car like that and then drives it around Deansgate in Manchester – the equivalent of driving from the Ferries in Sliema, up Tower Road to St Julian’s, round the Spinola roundabout, and back to the Ferries again.

And these are the tacky people we’re supposed to celebrate.

Amazing how you get the same character types everywhere.