Glenn Bedingfield can’t get a date

If you’re not already queuing up to snare and nab Malta’s most famously eligible 40-something singleton, the President of the Law Commission, perhaps you would consider the prime minister’s personal consultant, another 40-something singleton, as a fallback solution? After all, this one represents a less formidable challenge as he does not have to be winkled out of his mother’s house.

Glenn Bedingfield was all alone in that lovely box at the Manoel Theatre for the entire duration of a performance of Four Play on 8th November – not even a bottle of wine or 10 packets of crisps for company.