Malta government fears terrorist attack by heavily armed infants

Published: November 24, 2015 at 4:15pm

Nursery schools and crèches, too, have been ordered not to open on Friday – presumably because the government fears a surprise terrorist attack by armed infants organised in the playroom, and wants to disrupt their terror network plans.

The only thing this is disrupting is thousands of parents who have to take a day off work, and the people who work with them.

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