Phyllis Muscat hangs on for dear life to her fascinator

Now tell me, if you are built like a tallboy, does it make sense to perch a minuscule fascinator at the side of your head?

And if it’s a gloomy, wet and windy day and the purpose of your outfit is to clothe you to stand on the airport apron while greeting a visiting head of state, rather than your friend’s daughter’s summer wedding, should you wear a fascinator at all?