Where’s the “tieg tal-hamalli”? Sorry, but I had to say that.

And oh look, Sunita Mukhi’s Swarovki-crystal encrusted outdated evening-bag with a Maltese cross has got an outing at last. Why are we not surprised.

What is she wearing? And he looks terrible, like somebody who’s raided the costume cupboard for a part in a play.

The pseudo-1950s costume parade continues – this time the Spouse of the Prime Minister is even carrying black satin opera gloves which, in the era when anybody wore opera gloves at all, were the preserve of loose women, Hollywood actresses and the demi-monde. All others wore white ones, and never satin.

As I said: costumes and not clothes. I think she’s being dressed by the wrong sort of gay man from the wrong side of the street.