How To Be A Hypocrite, by Miriam Dalli

She spends 20 years toiling away the Labour Party coalface, digging up pseudo-dirt for Super One TV’s Stasi “newsroom” and beavering away as an activist for the far-from-freedom-loving Labour Party, acquires Mintoff’s and KMB’s cabinet minister Karmenu l-Guy Vella as her Golden Years Goon father-in-law, then goes to the Sakharov Conference and says: “I will stand against encroachments on our fundamental freedoms (made) with the excuse of added security. Our duty is to strike the right balance.”