I think their real trouble is that they have all these macho fantasies but boring lives

Published: January 20, 2016 at 6:51pm

This is Alex Pisani, leader of the Maltese Patriots, who spends his days selling nifs kwart perżut and pakkett ġobon tat-toqba to the ladies of North Street, Valletta.

Then he dresses up in his SAS gear, grabs a weapon and fantasises with his mates about the invisible invader. The feeling I get is that far from dreading the arrival of ISIS (ho hum, idiots) they’re simply gagging for it to happen so that they can live out their dreams and get a break from testosterone-and-thrills-free existence.

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