H. P. Baxxter ghost-writes the first chapter of Franco Debono’s best-seller
Franco Debono, the Law Commissioner, plans to write a book of speeches and similar. H. P. Baxxter thought that perhaps he could use a little help with the first chapter.
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MARE TRANQUILLITATIS – CHRAFA AL ZMENIJETNA
La Lune estoit en son plein, le Ciel estoit découvert, & neuf heures du soir estoient sonnées, when ritornando minn Strada Stretta in Valletta, les diverses pensieri formarono in mentis, nec morbus mentis, sed in intellectu, videlicet [1] Aboozz ta’ Ligi dwar il-Procedimenti Kollettivi-Abbozz Numru 102-Seduta 455-Parlament ta’ Malta-7 ta’ Marzu 2012-ripetutament kemm f’diskorsi parlamentari semma lehnu fuq dan is-suggett-“Kif semmejt, il-qasam tal-ġustizzja tagħna f’Malta għandu bżonn diversi riformi.
Charist lejn il canarini. We can talk about domestic birds that are usually kept in cages. Et si machina volantem usque ad Lunam, fabricare? Xi rrid ngħid b’dan? Rigward il-mekkaniżmu tad-dixxiplina, I tied the birds to a qoffa u dhalt go fiha. Ego, Icarus! Ex nunc Apollo fil-karru solari in limine solis! Le Coq Sportif. In futuro Le Coq Lunaire!
I landed in Mare Tranquillitatis, illum 4 ta’ Frar, 2016.
Dinja gdida, bidu gdid. Qamar gdid.
Seleniti say: Nice pic Dott! Dejjem smart dejjem sexy! Amaaaaaaazing!
Fatti. I am availing of right of reply!
That is why I am Law Commissioner because I proposed these reforms before everyone else and whilst you were brutally attacking me for doing so! But I forgive you Selenites.
Hatruni Prim Imhallef. Is-Sur Moon Justice. U Ministru tal-Gustizzja Lunari. Conditio sine qua non. Maltese 92 Excellent! Keep it up! English 80 Good. Italian 85 V. Good. French 87 V. Good. Hermann Schiavone. Louis Galea. Animus nocendi. It was me who was persecuted by him. It was him who made a defamation in my regards. I did nothing to him. Absoulutely NOTHING. And that is the truth that has prevailed and for which he was banned. Stop trying to twist facts.
Viva l-Prim Imhallef Coq! Everyone seems to be saying now what I had said six years ago!
Jiena ma kkummentajtx, tbissimt u awgurajtilhom kollha – lis-Seleniti, lil Owen u lil Norman – rizq, paci u sliem. Mitt bniedem, mitt fehma . . . . Ahna lkoll ahwa Qamrin . . . . .
Min hu l-vera Pizellu? Kemm batejt. M’ghandix dritt insemma lehni? M’ghandix dritt? Pero’ gharralu bil-kbir ghax spicca jdabbar lment wara iehor, xahar wara iehor, sena wara ohra. L-avversarji kienu intenzjonati li b’ebda mod ma jinxtraw, b’ebda mod ma jinnegozjaw. U din fiha nfisha haga tajba.
Jum l-Gudizzju qed joqrob dejjem aktar. Il-Qamar ta’ taht fuq ghandu bzonn isib s-soluzzjoni
Is-Seleniti socejta’ ta’ nies mwerwrin li ma jafux jiehdu posizzjoni u li ghalekk jipprovaw jintghogbu ma’ kulhadd bir-rizultat ahhari li ma jintghogbu ma’ hadd.
Qamar kwinta. Qamar mimli. Full moon. Crescent moon. Croissant. U capuccino. Espresso Cordina tuna toast. Nice pic lol il-gurnata t-tajba. Il-Musu? Rizq, paci u Selenium.
Jiġifieri anke minn dak l-aspett fejn għandek persuna li għandha l-kwalitajiet kollha tajbin, il-pjaneta ikollu l-benefiċċju tas-servizz ta’ dik il-persuna, din qatt ma ssib lil xi ħadd li jaħtarha, għaliex? Għaliex m’hemmx metodu trasparenti, qatt ma tista’ tgħid: Jien għaliex ma ntgħażiltx? U anke min f
Youngest member of Lunar Parliament!
And most times, if not always I was proved right
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