Oh dear, how sad this is: he really can’t hide his man-crush on Dave

Ah, so this is why our Prime Minister took his jacket off. He’s mirroring Dave. It’s the kind of thing weird people do when they’ve got a same-sex crush, and to the object of the obsession, it just feels like creepiness and stalking. It’s usually girls doing it to other girls though, not a man to another man, still less a prime minister to another prime minister.

Here’s some more light reading for Joseph.