JosephKonrad is planning to miss the power station deadline – yet again

Published: February 15, 2016 at 5:09pm

The Konrad half of JosephKonrad spoke to the press at the Labour Party headquarters today and couldn’t or wouldn’t say whether the power station will be ready by the ‘new’ deadline in June.

How many missed deadlines is that? Are you counting, because I’ve given up already.

The most that the press could get out of him is that “it should be commissioned in the summer”. Isn’t that great – Konrad can take his entire communications harem in their bikinis and sunglasses, safe in the knowledge that Mrs Mizzi is flexing her plastic in the designer shops of Shanghai and probably couldn’t give a damn whether he’s dead or alive (face it – can you blame her) as long as her money keeps coming from the public purse he and his sidekick Joseph control.

What did we do to deserve this corrupt shambles?

"Don't worry - I'll make sure you carry on getting paid."

“Don’t worry – I’ll make sure you carry on getting paid.”