You know they’re gearing up for a campaign when they start going on about ‘Daphne’

First name only on the front page of the General Workers Union’s Sunday newspaper – ah, fame. Just like Bono. Or Diana. Or Michelle. Now they have a new one to run with: L-ISPJUN TA’ DAPHNE.

Ridikoli.

All together now: “MAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT IFF WE WERE TO STICK TOGEDDER AS A CUNTRY. WE WOULDN’T BE IS THIS MASS. DED, JIEN HA NIVVOTA LEYBER. I’M NOT SORRY TA. U DIK DEFNI ISSA NIBGHAT IN-NANNA CARMEN HALLI TAQLALA WICCA U GGIBA TRAB.”