In other words, the corrupt freeloader did nothing at all

The Times of Malta has chased Malta Enterprise for information about Mrs Konrad Mizzi’s performance on the job, and has met with no joy.

Everything is “confidential”, which means that the corrupt freeloader, who is married to the corrupt Minister for Health and Energy, has done sweet FA but take people’s money for these last three years.

That’s not strictly true: she must have been up to something shady, something that’s linked to her husband’s top-secret (he got rumbled there) company in Panama which is held by a New Zealand trust of which she and their children are the ultimate beneficiaries.

Malta Enterprise is in Minister Chris Cardona’s portfolio, just like Jose Herrera who last week launched a Malta (Schengen) visa and residence scheme in Shanghai, with Mrs Konrad Mizzi at his side – though the Department of Information didn’t tell us that bit and we had to resort to the Chinese-language press to find out.