“Janice ma sajritlux, miskin”

Here’s a photograph of the Minister of Janice – apologies, Justice – having a solitary lunch at Sofra kebab house in Msida today. It’s lonely at the top, as they say.

He looks lost in thought, no doubt contemplating what he should do in the upcoming vote of confidence in his corrupt mate Konrad Mizzi. He can hardly tell parliament, as he told journalists, that it’s all right for Mizzi to have a company in Panama and a trust in New Zealand because he has “an international family”.