Time for a new board game called Graftopoly

Mr Panama Hat has found a new non-democracy to do deals with – and this time he’s taken his office junior Chris Fearne along as a beard. Still no senior civil servants, though.

This time our KonMan is signing a “memorandum of understanding on health issues, with Algeria” – or so the Department of Information tells us, while taking a break from communicating updates on the state of play in his marriage and his extra-curricular business affairs.