There has to be some serious study of why Malta sees bad people as normal

Erin Tanti, a sociopathic secondary school drama teacher last noted pushing one of his 15-year-old pupils off a cliff after having sex with her and feeding her pills and whisky (she died) because he resented her capitalist father, is now a realtor with the real estate agency Daforte. Incidentally, it’s the same one which is trying to sell Brian Tonna’s “fabulous bang-a-low”.

Tanti does voice-overs for some of Daforte’s notoriously and unintentionally funny sales videos. And now he has not only been named Daforte’s employee of the month, but they’re also publicising the fact to improve their image, make sure that potential customers trust them more, and promote their business. Imagine taking your custom to Daforte and when the realtor shows up to show you round, you think “I’ve seen this guy somewhere before. I know the name.” And then, as he’s showing you round the feb-you-liss pine kitchen and the ‘enn sweet’, it clicks and you freeze.

But what am I saying, freeze? The customer for whom it clicks, if at all, probably think it’s terribly exciting to be driven around looking at the bang-a-lows of bad men by another really bad man.