They’re fed up of Johnny Foreigner taking benefits, so they decided to wipe £120 billion off the STSE100 instead

Published: June 24, 2016 at 3:15pm

£120 billion were wiped off the FTSE100 within minutes of the markets opening this morning, because of the British vote to leave the European Union.

Ah, but that’s better than Johnny Foreigner taking benefits, isn’t it. And losing money obviously means having more money to spend on the NHS.

If only there were a cure for irrationality.

BORIS JOHNSON CONTROL