So much for one crook stripping another of his portfolio

Published: July 15, 2016 at 3:37pm

That crook Konrad Mizzi was in Slovakia yesterday, at a meeting of European Union energy ministers.

Didn’t that other crook Muscat say a couple of months ago that he had stripped him of the energy portfolio, making himself energy minister instead?

Oh, I’d forgotten for a moment there: our ‘energy minister’ is in Mongolia with yet another crook, his chief of staff Keith Schembri, so he must have sent his ‘minister in the Office of the Prime Minister’ to deputise for him in Bratislava.

So that’s all right, then.

Konrad Mizzi, this time minus his rubber dinghy so that the executive chairman of the Malta Council for Science and Technology won't get too upset after downing an entire bottle of Earl Grey tea.

Konrad Mizzi, this time minus his rubber dinghy so that the executive chairman of the Malta Council for Science and Technology won’t get too upset after downing an entire bottle of Earl Grey tea.