BREAKING/Justice Minister dumps Super One reporter girlfriend

It’s official: Janice and her drone have parted company. The Justice Minister’s ‘In a relationship’ status has vanished from his Facebook page, while Labour Party TV reporter Janice Bartolo now lists her status as ‘single’. Bartolo has also removed every last photograph of the Justice Minister, and of the two of them together, from her Facebook gallery.

Further enquiries reveal that Owen Bonnici droned off.

I suppose Miss Bartolo is too young to know that men who have a history of doing this kind of thing don’t simply stop. And they never fall in love, either. They’re just fascinated for a while, until it wears off.

Now it’s back to driving herself to work – no more ministerial limo and chauffeur. But on the plus side, no more Noddy, either. That has to be a good thing, though she probably doesn’t think so yet.

Three weeks is a long time in the amorous adventures of Noddy.