Muscat’s Law Commissioner would like us to know that he spent the weekend all at sea

Meanwhile, in another universe, the Coleslaw Commissioner has been busy uploading selfies again on his Facebook page, letting us know that he is a member of Muscat’s “new middle class” and that he has a boat which he uses on Saturdays and Sundays.

By means of this post perhaps I should let him know that the really smart people use their boats Monday to Friday: they have more flexibility on time and that way, they avoid hamalli like Franco Debono.

Oh God, now I’ve given him a dilemma: “Triq ir-Repubblika jew il-bowt?” It’s a tough call. There are no throngs of people to admire him out at sea, which is why he is reduced to posting selfies from the deck. He never uploads selfies from Republic Street.