No, this time it’s not Brad and Angelina

After they split earlier this summer, Malta’s very imposing and impressive Minister for Justice is back with the Labour Party TV reporter for whom he left his wife. But it’s not looking good.

This photograph was taken at the Hotel Kempinski in Gozo – retreat of choice of the corrupt Big Fixers in the Labour Party, led by the Prime Minister and Mrs Muscat – last Sunday. The reader who took it says that the Justice Minister spent hours communing with his phone while Janice Bartolo developed an extraordinary interest in the ceiling, the floor, the tables and chairs and looked blocked out and miserable.

He’s not worth it, Janice. Really, he isn’t. You’re only in your 20s – don’t make a mess of your life. Let him make an even bigger mess of his if that’s what he wants.