This is what passes for normal in Muscat’s Malta – and some people call the island “a jewel”

Franco Debono, Malta’s Law Commissioner and consultant on justice reform to Prime Minister Muscat (two political appointments, one of them to state office, for which he is paid to do nothing because he is unfit in more ways than one), posted all these on his Facebook Timeline in the space of just a month.

Even the logos on his chest, and their rapidly escalating size, speak volumes about just how freakish this island is, when you consider the positions held by the man inside that absurd clothing.

As for those fish-farm escapees, who’s going to cook them – the mother he still lives with, or Vanessa, the ‘girlfriend’ he has dated and returned to her parents’ home every night for around 12 years, and who patiently takes pictures of him, which do not include her, for upload to his Facebook page?

What a twisted place we live in – corrupt and weird.