Meanwhile, Keith Schembri is nowhere to be seen

The Prime Minister is shrinking fast, but his chief of staff has become completely invisible. You’d think that with all that hoo-ha about his illness, and his trying to get the Data Protection Commissioner to bully me into removing my reports about it, he would make at least one prominent public appearance just to show me and the rest of Malta how hale and hearty he is. But no. Instead, he pulls down the blinds and cowers behind them, tweeting about his ornaments shop, Loft, and the puppies to which his golden retriever has given birth and which he plans to turn into cash (of course). Where is Keith Schembri? The first one of you to spot him gets a gold star from this website.