The Minister’s girlfriend is looking for bloggers for the Labour Party

Fundamental requirements: half a brain, no writing skills in either English or Maltese, the vocabulary range of a Janet and John Ladybird book, can be fat, ugly and possibly drunk if male but must wear compulsory full make-up, tight clothes, daily-blow-dried hair, false eyelashes, tattooed eyebrows and hooker shoes if female, and must be willing to be completely blind to government corruption, companies in Panama, and the terminal cancer diagnosis of the Prime Minister’s chief of staff (must not even ask where he is).

Labour Party bloggers will not be required to strip naked like Janice Bartolo for the purposes of being photographed in a compromising position with a hard surface. This is recommended only when you are trying to hook a randy cabinet minister and uploading one of these on public view on your Facebook page does the trick. Then rush off and speak about feminism.