BROTHELGATE: The Minister’s tattoo, as seen in the German brothel

When he sprung naked and shouting about the water temperature, from the shower at the FKK Acapulco brothel in Germany last night, Malta’s Minister for the Economy revealed himself to have the face of Che Guevara tattooed onto his shoulder.

I hate to disappoint you, but no, he does not have a nipple-ring.