Maria L-Maws and Janice’s drone announce government’s plans for the press

The Education Minister – why him? – sat with the Justice Minister this evening and announced their government’s plans for the future of those who sat before them with recording devices and cameras.

Evarist Bartolo used to write a very nasty column for the Labour Party’s newspaper, under the pseudonym Maria l-Maws. Owen Bonnici occasionally has sex with a woman who is employed by the Labour Party to fly drones over the private property of Opposition politicians and call it journalism.

Both of them back and validate the extremely poisonous Labour Party media machine. And they sat there, brass neck all polished up for the occasion, talking about how they can’t allow freedom of expression to be used for spreading “hate” and “poison”.

The day any thought passes through Maria l-Maws’s mind that isn’t poison or hate will be a day to remember. I have known that man since the early 1980s and can’t recall ever having seen him smile, except for the fraudulent variety which the Duchess of Villa Francia has turned into an art form.

The Opposition yesterday presented a motion in parliament to bar plaintiffs in cases filed under the Press Act from using precautionary warrants against defendants. But in an attempt at stealing that particular thunder, Maria L-Maws and Janice’s drone announced this evening that they will be doing it themselves as part of a wider reform of the press laws. So we are going to have to wait awhile while the whole thing trundles through parliament, instead of simply using the two-lined amendment proposed by the Shadow Minister for Justice, which removes the most pressing threat of precautionary warrants – currently the subject of discussion by organisations for the protection of journalists and media freedom, after news of Chris Cardona’s malicious behaviour spread instantly.

A journalist at that press conference asked Maria l-Maws what he thinks of Chris Cardona having done what he did – not in the brothel, but freezing my bank account. And the twisted little hypocrite, who has been seeping in envious Commie poison since around 1968, said: “Chris Cardona took an extreme approach on a person who is extreme. The person in question has lied, has attacked people who are sick and family members. I completely understand what Chris Cardona did to Daphne Caruana Galizia. The law gives him every right to do so.” 

You know what? I’m sorely tempted to sue his miserable, shrivelled old arse off and slap a precautionary warrant on his and his wife Gillian’s – presumably, they have community of acquests, which means that any garnishee gets slapped on both of them and not just him – and leave the two of them without so much as coins for the bus. Not that they need coins for the bus, given that I am paying for him to be chauffeured around in comfort while the wretched old 1970s relic insults me. The nerve.

Drowning in his own poison, Evarist Bartolo fails to notice the contradiction in what he says. He was there to announce that the government plans to ban precautionary warrants for cases under the Press Act – but then says that Chris Cardona was fully justified in obtaining two precautionary warrants under the Press Act. Because they were against me, and I don’t count. All are equal before the law except for “dik il-persuna Daphne Caruana Galizia”, who is less equal because she points out that they’re rubbish.

And pointing out that they’re rubbish, corrupt practitioners of rampant nepotism, unfit for purpose and completely inept and materialistic is “spreading poison and hate”. No, it isn’t, Bartolo. It’s fact.

Maria l-Maws and Janice’s drone