The naked government minister in the Velbert brothel: Che Guevara’s face is blue

My source who saw rather too much of our naked government minister in the Velbert brothel has now specified that the tattoo of Che Guevara’s face is on Chris Cardona’s right shoulder, to the back, and is done in blue ink.

I asked whether he also has, say, a nipple ring or one of those doo-dahs they snip into the end of their uncircumcised Frankfurter sausage and was told, sadly, not.

So we are going to have to make do with a blue-ink face of Che Guevara on his very unexciting shoulder. Meanwhile, I have just thought to ask him whether Joe Gerada, EU presidency policy officer and consultant to the minister, has any distinguishing features on the parts of his body that are generally covered by clothes.

Che and the freedom-fighters, after a long, hard night out.