Something else that went wrong for the Prime Minister this weekend: the face-tanning machine

Published: February 22, 2017 at 11:15pm

This video was taken last Sunday morning. You’ll notice that the Prime Minister’s face is unnaturally red – not angry red, but sun-burn red. And if you look closer, you’ll see that there are big white panda patches round his eyes and white strips between his eyes and his ears.

He’s been using a face-tanning machine, and it went wrong. He’d have been better off sticking with the foundation make-up, and simply using less of it for a more natural look. Nobody is expected to be brown in February, anyway.