Sunday night, and the executive chairman of the Malta Council for Science and Technology is drunk again

Not only will he have spent the day drinking, but now he’s really angry because I’ve blown their crony-cover on who owns the Crystal Palace aka is-Serkin: his factotum’s brother, Kenneth Ciangura, and his wife Caroline Ciangura who is an employee of the Labour Party where she sells advertising for Super One TV, its television station.

Three European prime ministers have been dragged cynically into promoting, without being aware of it, the pastizzi bar owned by a Labour Party employee and the brother of Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s factotum.

Keep knocking back the liquor, Mr Executive Chairman. And when you next go brawling at Is-Serkin, remember to take the Minister for the Economy with you. You’re not into women yourself, but at least you and he have a drink problem in common. Oh sorry, they spiked your drinks. Careful now, or Carry On Chris will spike you. You never know when he’s up for a bit of three-way.