He’s so fabulous that we really must vote him back into power

And he’s honest besides, and not at all secretive – such a nice family man, too, albeit his family has decamped to Shanghai for €13,000 a month (she has to eat).

And look how HUMBLE he is – here he is, mixing with members of the middle class in Mqabba on a Sunday afternoon, after a few drinks and a couple of diazepam.