Meanwhile, on another planet: puffy-faced Minister Within the Office of the Prime Minister

Published: May 7, 2017 at 12:22pm

He disappears from the electoral campaign and magically reappears at the football stadium for a Hibs match. Whatever he’s on, alcohol or tranquillisers, it’s done his face no good at all in the last four years. This man is still in his 30s, would you believe it. Let’s hope the money-laundering was worth it.