You never know where Chris Cardona’s mouth has been

Published: June 9, 2017 at 4:22pm

So I hope they used some powerful disinfectant before passing that cross on to the next person to smooch.

Oh hang on, it was Konrad ‘I Always Told The Truth’ Mizzi. So never mind. If a metal effigy could cringe, that one probably did.

Chicago, 1929.