Count the number of non sequiturs and logical fallacies in this thing

Which property? There are several. Which client? Eucharist Bajada or whoever it was who Marco Barbara, Chris Cardona’s driver, fronted for? What does the Bank of Valletta have to do with the price of eggs? That 52 Greek Street/1 Bateman Street have been used for prostitution for decades and still are to this very day, Monday 28th August, is a fact.

They are what are known in the trade as Soho walk-ups, except that 52 Greek Street is actually a walk-down because it is a windowless basement where a girl spends 12 hours straight in an airless underground room, having sex with punters and handing over the bulk of her takings.

It’s not as though Maltese people don’t go to London all the time and can’t see for themselves. For those of you who are in London now and want to take a look, after you’ve gone to check out the MODEL signs at No. 52, walk down the street and have coffee and cake at Maison Bertaux, which is where I usually have breakfast.