“The witch of Mgarr”

Looks like Kristy Underwood Debono’s older sister Hazel is as bright as she is: “The witch of Mgarr”.

Don’t ever get lost in the jungle with these folks, because you might have to eat them to stay alive.

The poor things got her witches of Bidnija confused with the bent lawyer’s white elephant flats at Mgarr. You can’t read too many things at once, Hazel. Jean Pierre bears that in mind when he spends his mornings at the Nationalist Party HQ – on a salary funded by donations – writing your sister’s parliamentary speeches.

Keep. It. Simple.