Good thing they dropped the ‘mass’ before ‘meeting’

Somebody on the Beluga’s campaign team was smart enough to work out that advertising a mass rally to mark Independence Day, or rather eve, was a lousy idea. So instead what is generally the Nationalist Party’s big event of the year turned into “a meeting”.

Just as well, because the man wasn’t exactly mobbed, even though he had more goons with him than Michael Corleone.