A piano festival: and you get Konrad Mizzi’s face

Meanwhile, Malta continues to move into the Third World. You click on a link that promotes a national piano festival, and you get Konrad Mizzi’s red and shiny face.

Piano festival = Tourism Ministry = Tourism Minister = Konrad Mizzi

Because of course, when you’re interested in a piano festival, the most important thing you need to know, the thing that’s going to tempt you to buy tickets, is knowing which minister is responsible for tourism. Everything is a self-promotion exercise, in that very, very Third World way.